I was checking out the Amazon wig best sellers when I noticed what crazy wigs are out there! Some were fancy dress costumes, but others were wigs people actually wear. I picked the top 5 worst wigs to share on HBQ. If you’ve seen any more, feel free to share. Just click the photos to see each wig for yourself with reviews.

Second Runner-up

Honestly, this one isn’t so bad. The blonde with subtle blue streaks works well. If I wanted blonde hair, the top part of this wig would be it. The TOP, though, not the bottom. I don’t “get” the green ends. It clearly belongs on another wig. For some reason, the ends remind me of a tree’s branches.

First Runner-up

What can I say? See for yourself. There are afro wigs of many colours including green, blue, orange and yellow. Honestly, the hair looks more wavy/curly than afro, but maybe that’s just me. If it was more afro, this would be a great way of changing up your hair colour without dye. You’d just have to accept looking like a clown.

No.5 Worst Wig is…

The big problem with this wig is clear – it’s too short. Far too short. Disney’s Pocahontas had hair to her legs, not just her waist. That shows commitment to having looooooong hair, not a wig that’s “okay”. The hair over the face is great for hiding in a crowded room – you could just cover up completely like Cousin IT – but, sadly, the blue might still get some unwanted attention.

No.4 Worst Wig is…

Luckily my favourite colour is blue, or right now I’d really hate it! The wig just isn’t bright enough. It’s bright enough for sunglasses, but not bright enough to blind you. They definitely could’ve done better. You can see the green and reddish versions, which both look like straw. The golden brown is alright, but it’s bullied into the background by the others. How tragic!

No.3 Worst Wig is…

It’s a nice touch when the hair blends with the eyebrows. You don’t want people to know you’re wearing a wig, especially when it looks like this. Growing this naturally isn’t as bad as buying it. I’d still like to imagine a beach bum as a hot guy who chills on the beach, but this wig says to me “caveman”.

No.2 Worst Wig is…

The world was crying out for a rainbow mohawk. Normal mohawks just don’t have enough finesse. If you’re gonna make a statement, MAKE A STATEMENT. But at least the mohawk comes with three twinkle twinkle little stars. And the model looks happy. That totally makes up for everything else.

No.1 Worst Wig is…

What more proof do you need? It’s like a rainbow was sick on her head. The top is sleek and straight, but then it’s curly at the bottom. Apparently it’s a Rocker Wig?! I’m not into rock music, but this doesn’t say ROCK to me. Why someone would pay less than $500 for this, I don’t know…

Are there more horrors out there? Of course! They’re almost everywhere. Make sure they’re not in your house. Surprise, surprise! No one’s impressed by odd looking wigs like all of the above and this one. If you buy these wigs for a party, have fun! If you wear them to school, work or anywhere public in the daytime…why?!